World's Biggest Joke

Someone said she lost 5kg
because got stressed by the
BOSS'S DAUGHTER.

I've been wondering..
hmmm......

Got stressed or got scared?

DAMN
If I can make people lost 5 kg in a month,
then who wanna invest on me to open a
Slimming Centre??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Everybody please laugh!

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